3 pounder

Weight going into the little room: 183
Weight coming out of the little room: 180
Result? Yes, a three-pounder.

Blast from the Past

If by ‘Blast’ you mean a huge dump rocketing out of your ass, and if by ‘Past’ you mean some food you ate between 12 and 18 hours ago.

Prunes

Let me just say this about the power of prunes. There must have been five days worth of poop in there, which all came rocketing out.

Pretty fantastic, really. Can I get an ‘Amen’?

Next week’s experiment: asparagus!

Hot & steamy!

No, not the novel I’m reading about Lucy and her dream man Count Maximillian.

Nor the last episode of Real Housewives of Miami where they light that horrible woman’s face on fire.

No, neither of those.

Its my poop! MY POOP!

In 3′s

Three nasty pieces of poop for you
THREE nasty pieces, not two
I pooped today, whoop-de-doo
Nasty nasty, poopie poo

Typical poo

Soft. Chewy. Aromatic. Oakey.

That’s also how a good Chilean wine should seem.

3 points

Here are the primary take away points of today’s poop:

* Grainy looking!
* Super-brown!
* Smelly enough to kill!

Enjoy your day.